Knock, Knock

The other day at lunch, Princesa and Chulo were telling knock, knock jokes.  We were all laughing so hard, I just had to jot down their jokes to share.  Here are some of the highlights:

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Cheerios
Cheerios who?
Cheerios you glad I didn't eat you?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Strawberry
Strawberry who?
Strawberry you glad I didn't say kiwi?

And my favorite...

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Diddle, diddle
Diddle, Diddle who?
Diddle, Diddle you glad to see me?